Super-chill Michael Jordan ‘tweet updates’ – JAM!

Celebrities like to use twitter to let the people know! (what’s on their mind)

Michael Jordan LOVES his root beer (PIC):

Makes me want a float. I can’t remember the last time I had one.

From the digg comments:

“I worry that I’ve tried them all.”

Yeah, I think that’s a fear that plagues us all.
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first world problems

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His latest tweet:

“I had a dream last night about lots of cats and enormous rabbits in a barn.”

That’s the man I idolized when I was a little kid…
still as awesome as he was when I was five.

It’s funny to read them in MJ’s bittersweet tone:

I think this twitter page is now my favorite site, but is it real? Weeell…

The (clearly) fake Michael Jordan account is a prime example. I mean, it’s a hoot, but it’s not real, and yet Twitter seems not to care about it one little bit.

So it’s not twitter-verified… yet. Still, I think any 3 or so tweets on that page can absolutely make your day, and you will find at least 2 of any of the 3 tweets agreeable and ultimately true (proverbial, even!). I’m just going to copy and paste ‘em all right below. Random MJ thoughts!:

  1. How and why did twitter get to be such a big deal? about 24 hours ago via web
  2. I just find old movies a bit boring. Saturday, June 19, 2010 11:57:53 AM via web
  3. I had a dream last night about lots of cats and enormous rabbits in a barn. Friday, June 18, 2010 9:30:02 AM via web
  4. Great game last night, very entertaining. Friday, June 18, 2010 9:24:56 AM via web
  5. I like the smell of the rain. Saturday, June 05, 2010 11:47:15 AM via web
  6. I just don’t understand why England still has a Queen. Tuesday, May 25, 2010 2:19:01 PM via web
  7. I banged my knee real hard today. Saturday, May 15, 2010 8:26:23 PM via web
  8. I think I’m done with eating Green peppers. They are the worst pepper, and always make a meal worse. Saturday, May 08, 2010 8:32:26 AM via web
  9. Often, people don’t think about the possible consequences of our actions until it is too late. Its a shame. Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:05:04 AM via web
  10. When they ask for your name when you order food, they should not call you by your name if they don’t tell you their name in exchange. Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:32:22 PM via web
  11. I’m a little surprised our cars aren’t more futuristic by now. Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:43:00 PM via web
  12. I wish I only had to sleep or eat if I really wanted to. Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:47:59 PM via web
  13. Life is a dream from which only death awakens us. Thursday, April 15, 2010 12:04:11 AM via web
  14. Sometimes, I have a week or two when I remember how great pop music in the 80s was. This week is one of those times. Tuesday, April 13, 2010 7:10:26 AM via web
  15. What should I eat for dinner? Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:39:51 PM via web
  16. On a clear nice night : Look at the moon from binoculars or a telescope. It will blow your mind. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:42:21 AM via web
  17. I’m so sick of using batteries. Monday, March 22, 2010 12:46:48 AM via web
  18. If I drink too much coffee in the morning, it puts me on edge. Things that shouldn’t bother me make me anxious, and I can’t be at my best. Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:43:14 AM via web
  19. I just started watching the newest season of Lost, but I haven’t seen any of the other seasons. Does this show make sense to anybody else? Wednesday, March 10, 2010 9:58:25 PM via web
  20. I woke up this morning and thought to myself, this spring I’m going plant 50 trees. Any recommendations? Monday, March 08, 2010 7:31:56 PM via web
  21. I love Neil deGrasse Tyson. @neiltyson Tuesday, March 02, 2010 10:19:22 PM via web
  22. I don’t think I need to try any new fruit. I’ve had enough different kinds for now. Saturday, February 27, 2010 10:10:36 PM via web
  23. I really like the Olympics. I just feel bad for some of these children who are surely superstars, but seem to have lost their childhood. Wednesday, February 24, 2010 12:23:42 PM via web
  24. “Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward.” – Soren Kierkegaard Wednesday, February 17, 2010 6:22:52 AM via web
  25. I was just thinking… How do airplanes work? Monday, February 15, 2010 10:02:55 PM via web
  26. Kava tea is very strong stuff. It helps me fall asleep or just feel a nice relaxing buzz. Monday, February 15, 2010 9:55:18 PM via web
  27. I sometimes wonder what’s going on in Australia. Or, maybe Japan. Life must be a lot different over there. Thursday, February 11, 2010 11:25:01 AM via web
  28. Who do you want in the big game? I think that this describes today’s battle well : http://tinyurl.com/ykha9d3 Sunday, February 07, 2010 12:23:53 PM via web
  29. I’m going through an ice-cream float phase right now. By the way. Friday, February 05, 2010 2:00:28 PM via web
  30. “The White Ribbon” was really a great movie. Friday, February 05, 2010 2:00:07 PM via web
  31. A cactus is kind of a shitty houseplant. Tuesday, January 26, 2010 3:09:44 PM via web
  32. Why doesn’t anyone go on picnics anymore? Wednesday, January 20, 2010 1:21:37 PM via web
  33. Cigars are good for nature. Tuesday, January 12, 2010 4:54:37 PM via web
  34. Now that I can see some of my television channels in HD, I want all of my television channels in HD. Better yet, I’d like to see them in 3D. Thursday, January 07, 2010 12:46:11 PM via web
  35. I’d love to find a new Root Beer that really knocks my socks off. I’m worried that I’ve tried them all. Thursday, January 07, 2010 12:17:08 AM via web
  36. I’ve never used a sword or ridden a horse. I have never been in space or in the deep ocean. There are so many things I’d like to try. Thursday, January 07, 2010 12:05:32 AM via web
  37. I’m going to read all day one of these days. Wednesday, January 06, 2010 2:04:14 PM via web
  38. Sometimes I just like to sit down and play the older versions of NBA JAM. I like to play as Bill Clinton and Chow Chow. Tuesday, January 05, 2010 6:04:22 PM via web
  39. In 2010, I think I might visit the pyramids. Lots of possibilities. Happy 2010 twitter friends. Monday, January 04, 2010 1:51:25 PM via web
  40. On new years, I had way too many shrimp. Sunday, January 03, 2010 8:04:02 PM via web
  41. Don’t forget : When I made a decision, I never thought about it again. Sunday, December 20, 2009 4:21:48 PM via web
  42. Most of the responses say Denzel Washington, but this isn’t right. The right answer is : Richard Gere. Anyway, these 3 are my favorites. Wednesday, December 09, 2009 2:56:17 PM via web
  43. Who is a better actor? Denzel Washington, Richard Gere, or Sean Connery? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 2:39:18 PM via web
  44. I just read : No stars are so close to Earth that radiation from their supernova would seriously affect us. (phew) : tinyurl.com/yadt7z6 Monday, December 07, 2009 6:57:57 PM via web
  45. Do you think Dragons ever existed a long long time ago? Monday, December 07, 2009 6:05:01 PM via web
  46. Peyton Manning is my favorite person in commercials. Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:09:16 PM via web
  47. I got a computer virus! I wish I understood today’s technology better. I just got it back from the shop, and now have Windows 7. Phew. Monday, November 23, 2009 1:37:36 AM via web
  48. I loved the movie “Where The Wild Things Are.” I miss the magic of childhood. Thursday, November 05, 2009 1:58:51 PM via web
  49. MJTwitterSecret #2 : I secretively really like to read american fiction. I love Cormac McCarthy, Herman Melville, and Thomas Pynchon. Saturday, October 24, 2009 1:46:55 PM via web
  50. Do a lot of people get music and movies for free off the internet? I just found out this was a popular thing to do. Saturday, October 24, 2009 1:34:34 PM via web
  51. The Coen Brothers have made the best movie of the year, in my humble opinion. Go see “A Serious Man.” Its message matches my worldview. Monday, October 12, 2009 11:01:17 PM via web
  52. I’m sad about schools in this country. We have a lot of money for wars or to bail out banks, but none to teach our kids who need it most. Friday, October 09, 2009 5:47:31 PM via web
  53. I ate a whole cheese pizza. Saturday, October 03, 2009 2:04:10 AM via web
  54. The Fall is coming, I miss raking leaves and those golden trees and low red sunsets. What a beautiful world we live in. Thursday, October 01, 2009 12:43:56 PM via web
  55. I had a fine cigar this evening. Saturday, September 26, 2009 2:17:26 AM via web
  56. RT @DAVID_LYNCH Realization is not something that comes from outside: It is the revelation of the Self, in the Self, by the Self. Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:05:03 AM via web
  57. MJTwitterSecret : I love going to Science Museums. I’ve been to 10 different Science Museums in the US. Thursday, September 17, 2009 10:58:28 AM via web
  58. I think I’m going to start a Twitter series this week called MJTwitterSecrets! In this, I’ll tell some things you might not know about me. Wednesday, September 16, 2009 4:47:45 PM via web
  59. Its one of those days where I have too many pairs of shoes to pick from and I don’t want to wear ANY of them. Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:25:39 PM via web
  60. I’d like to travel and see some of the world wonders. Who built the pyramids? Who built Stonehenge? Who built the Great Wall of China? Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:58:30 AM via web
  61. Got a big day ahead of me, several things to do. Gotta keep on top of my life. Monday, September 14, 2009 1:47:30 PM via web
  62. PS : I hope they serve Root Beer at the after party, and maybe some scotch as well. Friday, September 11, 2009 1:52:06 PM via web
  63. Why won’t Pixar do a movie with me? I’m not sure I like Pixar that much anyway. Tuesday, September 08, 2009 12:24:46 PM via web
  64. Laptops are great, right? Tuesday, September 08, 2009 12:09:37 PM via web
  65. I loved “Inglourious Basterds.” Well done. Saturday, September 05, 2009 1:17:32 PM via web
  66. I might learn to play the guitar better. Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:30:22 AM via web
  67. I’m glad Mr. Favre is back in the NFL. There’s always room for a second chance, even if its the third.That being said, this has me thinking. Tuesday, August 18, 2009 6:43:34 PM via web
  68. Look, I didn’t make the rules. Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:51:26 AM via web
  69. Wrestlers in the 80s were like fat uncles, now they are all monster men. I liked it better before. Thursday, August 13, 2009 12:46:31 AM via web
  70. I think things were better before the internet. But now that its here, its here to stay. We better just enjoy it. Monday, August 10, 2009 8:29:38 PM via web
  71. I recently went on some roller coasters. I do not like the ones where you hang upsidedown. I do like the ones where you go down FAST. Friday, August 07, 2009 10:34:32 PM via web
  72. I wish my greatest moments were captured in HD. Kobe and Lebron got it good. :( Tuesday, August 04, 2009 12:41:34 PM via web
  73. I’m having another root beer tonight. Is this too many root beers in too many days? Tomorrow, I promise : no more root beer. Monday, August 03, 2009 9:33:32 PM via web
  74. I think I might go out and buy a nice hat today. Monday, August 03, 2009 10:11:35 AM via web
  75. I like root beer better than beer. But I like a root beer float better than root beer alone. Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:18:07 PM via web
  76. I love Root Beer. Wednesday, July 29, 2009 10:46:22 AM via web
  77. Well. I thought it was pretty good. What can you do? http://tinyurl.com/l5pulb Saturday, July 25, 2009 4:20:19 AM via web
  78. I’ve always enjoyed looking into a mirror thats in front of another mirror and seeing the infinite loop of mirrors that follows. Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:38:13 AM via web
  79. Going to drink some SUPERFOOD NAKED JUICE and eat a banana. Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:34:43 AM via web
  80. I love listening to the theme song from Rocky. Thursday, July 16, 2009 3:00:48 PM via web
  81. Gotta love my champ rings. Thursday, July 16, 2009 12:37:11 AM via web
  82. Eating Risotto and a Salad. Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:04:11 PM via web
  83. Monday :( Monday, July 13, 2009 12:35:19 PM via web
  84. Its a beautiful day. Perhaps I’ll golf some. Wednesday, July 08, 2009 1:08:54 PM via web
  85. That I don’t like. I guess I’d say its worth looking into the politics of what we buy, then make our own choice. http://tinyurl.com/qstlmw Sunday, July 05, 2009 7:38:49 PM via web
  86. So I’ve had a good experience with Nike in the past, and I think they are great for a lot of reasons. But, I’ve read some things lately..-> Sunday, July 05, 2009 7:37:55 PM via web
  87. Happy fourth of July. America day. Saturday, July 04, 2009 12:18:36 PM via web
  88. Might go golfing. Hits some balls at the range. Thursday, July 02, 2009 1:48:20 AM via web
  89. Congrats to Al Franken. Tuesday, June 30, 2009 5:05:52 PM via web
  90. I really like Shaq on the Cavs. Next year NBA is going to fun. Thursday, June 25, 2009 6:15:18 PM via web
  91. Crazy about Michael Jackson. Crazy. Thursday, June 25, 2009 6:13:40 PM via web
  92. Its too hot. I want perpetual spring. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 5:52:44 PM via twhirl
  93. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – http://helpiranelection.com/ Sunday, June 21, 2009 3:13:30 PM via Support #IranElection
  94. I’m going try and read this afternoon. IF I don’t get too distracted. Sunday, June 21, 2009 3:05:30 PM via twhirl
  95. I have a terrible cold. I made it worse camping last weekend. It needs to go away so I can get less sleep and drink more redbull again. Friday, June 19, 2009 11:45:46 AM via web
  96. I don’t like coffee much. Thursday, June 18, 2009 4:08:22 PM via web
  97. Watched “Body of Lies” and although the preview looked horrible and hilarious, the movie was pretty good. Love the action bullshit. Wednesday, June 17, 2009 2:08:22 AM via web
  98. That last finals game was just boring. Its really too bad. The post-celebration felt forced to boot. Oh well. I had a great weekend though. Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:44:57 AM via web
  99. Things are real busy the next few weeks. Gotta keep my head on straight. Monday, June 08, 2009 10:23:31 AM via web
  100. I just have to say, this has been a beautiful spring so far. The best we’ve seen in years. Thursday, June 04, 2009 10:01:05 AM via Echofon
  101. I wish I hadn’t watched all of The Office. Its a great show. GREAT. Tuesday, June 02, 2009 5:51:04 PM via Echofon
  102. New Terminator = a bit bad, at least plot-wise. “Drag me to Hell” = great. Sunday, May 31, 2009 8:16:28 PM via web
  103. I want to see the Cavs and the Lakers in the Finals. It seems cliche, but I want to see that classic showdown : Kobe v. LeBron. Sorry Magic. Friday, May 29, 2009 2:42:33 PM via web
  104. I am drinking too much Gatorade lately. But, its really great after a bike ride, and I love sugar. Friday, May 29, 2009 2:37:06 PM via web
  105. This new Star Trek Movie was a great time. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Tuesday, May 12, 2009 12:56:17 AM via Echofon
  106. redbull Wednesday, May 06, 2009 8:18:23 PM via Echofon
  107. Watching the John Adams series from HBO – Its pretty great. Wednesday, May 06, 2009 9:49:21 AM via Echofon
  108. kentucky derby!!! Horses run in circles. Sunday, May 03, 2009 12:44:59 PM via Echofon
  109. yay bulls. Sunday, April 26, 2009 5:01:20 PM via Echofon
  110. I love the Krautrock. Sunday, April 19, 2009 5:25:12 PM via Echofon
  111. Good to hear the birds again. Sunday, April 19, 2009 3:19:52 PM via Echofon
  112. easter sunday. oops. Sunday, April 12, 2009 11:43:50 AM via Echofon
  113. Monsters rule the earth. Saturday, April 11, 2009 4:18:15 PM via Echofon
  114. Going to the zoo. Friday, April 10, 2009 10:12:36 AM via Echofon
  115. Nice to see Chicago and folks this weekend. Love the train. Monday, April 06, 2009 11:23:10 AM via Echofon
  116. Gotta love the pesto. Monday, March 30, 2009 8:29:02 PM via Echofon
  117. Good weekend. I’ll be in Chicago next week. Sunday, March 29, 2009 9:58:38 PM via Echofon
  118. Michael Jackson = fun disco morning fun. Friday, March 27, 2009 11:34:53 AM via Echofon
  119. I’m riding bald eagles in yellowstone this afternoon. Thursday, March 26, 2009 10:13:34 AM via web
  120. Go NCAA! Shoot some hoops! Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:23:50 PM via web
  121. going to spend the rest of the week in north dakota- thats odd Tuesday, March 17, 2009 10:06:57 PM via Echofon
  122. http://tinyurl.com/cennfr Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:07:25 AM via Echofon
  123. Werner Herzog: “Tell me about the iceberg, tell me about your dreams.” Monday, March 09, 2009 10:35:33 PM via Echofon
  124. comin’ home tonight Friday, March 06, 2009 8:21:50 AM via web
  125. philip dick is the best Wednesday, March 04, 2009 11:59:28 PM via web
  126. troubles a brewin’ Sunday, March 01, 2009 7:53:29 PM via web
  127. I’m flying to our nation’s capital tomorrow. Where all those stupid gov’mnt folks ruin Katrina and other such mischief. Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:55:51 AM via web
  128. I’m drinking a lot less soda everybody. Three cheers for my teeth! Thursday, February 19, 2009 7:11:01 PM via web
  129. I need to take a trip to the officesupplies store, because I got a new office that has only a 1970s steel desk and old chair. And old walls. Wednesday, February 18, 2009 11:19:26 AM via web
  130. http://tinyurl.com/c7mb8g Monday, February 16, 2009 2:13:37 AM via web
  131. Cooooooooooooooooooooookies! Sunday, February 15, 2009 11:04:30 AM via web
  132. I want to read more about HISTORY. Sunday, February 01, 2009 11:45:10 AM via web
  133. haha silly twitter community- lets have a laugh Wednesday, January 07, 2009 10:21:05 PM via web
  134. pancakes or applecakes or plum pie? Wednesday, January 07, 2009 3:27:04 PM via web
  135. my cat is sick :( Monday, January 05, 2009 7:28:33 PM via web
  136. Chargers win. good. Sunday, January 04, 2009 3:14:54 PM via web
  137. GO CHARGERS BEAT THE COLTS GET INTO THE WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL Saturday, January 03, 2009 7:50:00 PM via web
  138. I woke up with a swollen ankle. What, am I 65? Monday, December 29, 2008 9:46:39 AM via web
  139. UN Security Council failed to end Israeli attacks because the US vetoed. The US has vetoed over 40 anti-Israeli resolutions since 1972. Monday, December 29, 2008 1:55:40 AM via web
  140. gotta love the godfather movies Monday, December 29, 2008 12:55:25 AM via web
  141. yay lions for not winning a game all season! 6:29 PM Dec 28th, 2008 via web
  142. I am happy that I am using Twitter again. Thanks to all my fans. 11:01 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 via web
  143. drinking oj and mountaindew 8:19 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 via web

LOL still playing NBC Jam w/ character codes. Gotta check your old gamepros for that one.

BTW, Rumor confirmed that “his airness” will indeed be adorning the cover of the latest NBA game! And NBA Jam is even being brought back (seen at this year’s E3): He’s on FIYAR!

Update: Twitter suspended the MJ account! Luckily I copied & pasted them above for posterity entertainment purposes.

Posted on June 21, 2010 by zackkers

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